“Brexit” – a pipe dream of the over 50’s to prove that the UK is still a world force
“Cabinet” – a room full of liars, backstabbers & cowards
“Self-Interest” – see previous point
“Brexit Secretary” – laughing stock
“May” – Cruella de Vil without the charisma
“Corbyn” – useless, anti-war, anti-establishment, anti everything, pro-Brexit but not allowed to say
“ERG” – old Etonian drinking club
“Jacob Rees Mogg” – upper class intelligent twit
“House of Commons” – Private Members Club (commoners not allowed)
“Tusk” – pantomime villain
“Brussels” – Gravy Train (invite only)
“Boris” – deluded buffoon, to be wheeled out like a performing monkey when mood needs to be lightened
“Farage” – a more sinister version of a “Boris”
“Gove” – alternative word for weasel
“Bercow” – little man syndrome
“Backstop” – the ‘MacGuffin‘ that drives the plot but doesn’t actually exist
“Bendy Banana Ban” – a myth perpetuated by Brexiteers
“Democracy” – can be spoken about but not acted upon
“Article 50” – two harmless words that when put together have brought the UK to it’s knees.
“Voters” – should be seen but not heard
“Brexiteers” – little Englanders
“Remainers” – hanging on
“29 March 2019” – the last Friday of the 3rd month
“Press” – a rabid, hungry bunch of dogs looking for juicy morsels
“Europe” – the pretend enemy within
"MAN IN SAN AN" by Martin Makepeace 
a really good way go alienate a lot of your readers (or now your ex readers),…..shame as I used to enjoy reading your blog
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A bit like Brexit itself, can’t win them all
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Pretty good altogether, Martin except for a couple of exaggerations – I´ll let you fathom out which two.
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just read this – never going to be 100% but pretty much on the money.. don’t worry bet Luke never read your posts anyway x
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