August in Ibiza is always testing. Traffic is backed up and every bar, restaurant and corner of the island is full. For those living and working on the White Isle it's a tough time of the summer but even though the island relies exclusively on tourism it's become fashionable to bite the hand that feeds.
As other destinations such as Barcelona and Mallorca have also found out, there's now a residents backlash against the very commodity that has made the island rich beyond its wildest dreams.
The keyboard warriors, for so long a lone, bitter voice in some faraway local bar are becoming more and more venomous in their denoucements of the travellers who fill the islands pockets. Many locals can't even be bothered to form a counter argument because they will be shot down by those fanning the anti-tourist flames.
Here's the key question: Which industry in Ibiza doesn't rely on tourism? All roads lead back to the T-Word so let's put the 3 main cyber-bully myths to bed.
1. WE WANT BETTER TOURISTS
Better is what exactly? Wealthier? Families? Calmer? As anyone who has worked in the VIP section of a club will tell you, wealth doesn't necessarily bring class, so a wealthier clientele doesn't guarantee anything (apart from more complaints) and have you seen the hotels in San An? As for families, they only come over for 10 weeks a year so what about the other 4 months? Calmer: Have you been to Lanzarote?
2. TOURISTS SHOULD BEHAVE THEMSELVES
Yes they should but when youngsters barely out of school are encouraged to drink by airports and airlines then left to their own devices on arrival with little to zero police presence you can't blame them for pushing the boundaries more than they should. No control equals exactly that. Other tourist destinations enforce laws which would be a novelty to some parts of the island where town halls are more focussed on fining local businesses than law and order on the streets. A young shirtless British tourist isn't the symbol of everything that is wrong with the island (its 40 degrees after all) and we should be thankful that Ibiza still manages to attract mass tourism. By the way have you seen the rowdy young locals on Saturday nights drinking and littering the town's car parks. Not every problem lies at the door of the tourist.
3. THE ISLAND IS FULL, WHY ARE THEY LETTING IN MORE PEOPLE?
It's a free county and freedom of movement is one of the key principals of the European Union. The amount of private properties available for rental (illegal or not) has driven demand for the low cost airlines to put on more capacity plus the island council aren't going to limit numbers as this goes against the very ethos of tourism and let's face facts: The peak season only lasts for 4 weeks (22 Jul-19 Aug) then it's back to relative normality, whatever that may be.
So let's try and be more tolerant to our visitors even if they don't always appear to deserve it. Give them the benefit of the doubt as they might surprise you plus they are spending their hard earned cash on an island we are lucky enough to call home.
Tourists and tourism aren't dirty words and next time you feel yourself scowling at a tourist who had the audacity to choose Ibiza as his or her summer destination try and turn it into a smile. It's the islands privilege to welcome them and as other destinations have found to their cost, there is no guarantee that they will always be there.